i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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