drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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