can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
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What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
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Technically my penis started a fight tonight
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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