is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
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Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
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It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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