im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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