Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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