i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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