i barfeds in our rink
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
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