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She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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