even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
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i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
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Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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