i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Randomize
