he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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