if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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