I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You took a bar mat shot.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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