i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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