Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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