i don't want you to think of me as your TA
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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