So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
My vagina is officially offended.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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