I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
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Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
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So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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