You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
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I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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