My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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