Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
He better not be in your backpack
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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