I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
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