i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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