he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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