I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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