HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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