i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
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On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off