Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
My vagina is officially offended.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body