Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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