It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
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She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
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He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
How drunk are you?
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