this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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