i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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