some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
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she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
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He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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