windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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