He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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