Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
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It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
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He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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