dude i'm inner monologue high
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
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I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
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I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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