Someone shit on the floor
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
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Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
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And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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