dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
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Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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Ours, apparently.
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