Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
He better not be in your backpack
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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