Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.