One girl and one boy is just not enough.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
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I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail