The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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