But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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