id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
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Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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