i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
false alarm. still invincible.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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