we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Shame - the story of my life.
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