dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
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remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
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it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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