wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
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Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
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Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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