yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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