Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
They have beer where we have blood.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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