I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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