ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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