I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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