I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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