so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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